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10 things

This was done during my lesson and I got a scolding for not doing my work.

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10 things that annoy   Jack Sparrow


1.When someone steals his ship. Especially if that someone is Barbossa.

2.Losing his hat or his effects. Worse if it is both together.

3.When the rum is gone.

4.Getting stranded on an island. Particularly if there is no rum.

5.Being addressed as Captain Jack Sparrow.

6. Cannibals throwing fruits at him. Especially so when all the fruits get imbedded on the pole he is tied to, making him look like a fruit kabab.

7.Holes being blown in his ship. More so when he is being locked in the brig and is unable to do anything about it.

8. When Will does something incredibly stupid. 

9.Being interrupted during his,"This is the day that you shall always remember as the day that you almost..." speech.

10.Jack....the monkey.

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